What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 23:48

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
The Universe's Most Powerful Cosmic Rays May Finally Be Explained - ScienceAlert
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No go.
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
So they tried
According to Scientists, This Is the Most Important Thing To Restore Your Gut Health - SciTechDaily
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Building the 'Moonhouse': Q&A with artist Mikael Genberg - Space
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks